Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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