I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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