he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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