I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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