We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
