yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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