Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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