found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
