I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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