last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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