at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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