Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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