Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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