Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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