i was rollin on her like bob the builder
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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