I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He passed out mid-signature
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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