But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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