Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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