Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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