how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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