its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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