Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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