We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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