Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
