You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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