Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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