"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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