i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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