Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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