i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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