That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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