What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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