time to smoke my breakfast
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
