Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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