TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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