Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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