Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
