so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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