And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize