I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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