my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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