CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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