i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize