I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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