btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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