just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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