he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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