I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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