on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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