O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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