White coat. Heels.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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