2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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