I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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