Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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