Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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