so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
then he tried to convert me to islam
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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