I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
