So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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