I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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