Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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